Apps for Drunks: Bar Findr for iPod Touch

If you’re interested in becoming an alcoholic but haven’t yet got the hang of drinking alone, chances are you’ve been spending some time at local pubs, bars, and breweries. Whether you’re new to the shame-inducing, funds-draining lush life or you’re just new in town, finding a good, open, cheap bar within stumbling distance can be a daunting task.

Well, my little boozekittens, there’s an app for that!

PREVIEW: Karaoke at the Mighty Mighty Sticky Rice

Loosen your belts a bit, ‘cos things are about to get wild.

Music... Makes the People... Come Together

Sticky Rice is Richmond’s premier location for karaoke.  With thousands of songs to choose from and such a diverse clientele, Tuesday night around 10:30 is the greatest time and place in Richmond where class and crass are synonymous.  So come on out and enjoy a few cold beers and a bucket of tots.

Useless and/or Gross iPhone Apps: Drunk Sniper

I’ve always wanted to pretend my phone was a pissing cock. Well, like everything else in this crazy, beautiful world, there’s an app for that.

Drunk Sniper lets you waggle your iDevice around as you attempt to virtually pee into a virtual toilet with your virtual dick. It’s the most useless app in the world.

Getting Rid of the Mondays: A Food and Drink Guide

A wise man once said that trying to enjoy your Monday is very similar to, if not exactly like trying to enjoy the love while wearing a glove.  We know.  We get it.  It seems like just a few minutes ago that you were pulling out of the office at 5:01 Friday afternoon, subtly flicking off your place of employment as your turn signal served as background music.  Suddenly, you blink, and you’re right back at the place you hate the most, wishing it was the end of the week so you can enjoy that margarita in peace.

Never fear, my little cucumbers.  The great thing about this capital city is that local restaurants and bartenders understand your pain.

Last Man Standing + Best Tweets, June 13

Last night could have only been better if it sucked. We were bored enough to do maple syrup shots, convince a stranger to jump off the roof at Havana, and seriously consider crashing the house party of a non-Twitter user. Thank god for @Joshka is all we’re saying.

Richmond Wildlife

Drunk tree climbing is better than regular tree climbing. See?

This morning, @ChokeyChicken‘s car looked like a giant, malevolent bird had tried to nest on top of it.

Best Tweets: The David Carradine Exchange

Dramatic Tweeting: @YourFaveBlonde

@YourFaveBlonde is our fave tweeter. She’s fucking Shakespearean. Seriously. She could so write for Will & Grace if it were still on air.

ChokeyChicken Is The Incredible Hulk

In which @CameronParker and @JolieODell go all CSI on whatever the fuck happened to @ChokeyChicken‘s car at OMGWTFRVA Facebook URL Party. You think the branch inside is bad; you should see the exterior.

The Morning AfterParty: A New Institution

There’s beer leftover.

This in itself is a fucking miracle.